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Orange Ninja |
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Despite their titles as Ninja, Orange Ninjas are actually
quite unstealthy, and are more notable for their prominent abilities to
speak in obnoxious voices, and be as annoying as ninja-ly possible. However,
the bright orange jumpsuits of this particular breed makes them excellent
traffic cones.
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Blinja |
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Blinjas are ninjas that believe in the holy idol, Bling. Unlike conventional
ninja, blinja don't vie toward stealthy assassination. Instead, their
primary method of murder is to blind the foe with as much flashy, tawdry
objects of adornment as possible. Most blinjas have guns, but many will
stun their foes further by performing the secret art of rap. This is available
to but a few of the most elite. The rarest type of blinjas, the Albino
blinja, who is capable of performing this act, is also known as a whigurre. |
Clinja |
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Clinjas are a cross-breed of ninjas and clowns. Clinjas, as the cross-breeds
of ninjas and clowns, possess the extraordinary abilities of both races,
and combine them to form Super Parties.
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Vampire Ninja |
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Spawned from Vincent Valentine and extremely prone to horrific killing
sprees while feeding, Vampire Ninjas are the ultimate in stealth, able to
literally blend into the shadows. They call upon a range of creatures to
aid them, most notably their Ninja Bats, which are thought to be derived
from the Beast of Caerbannog. They are also experts with all ninja weapons
and have immaculate hair. |
Traditional Ninja |
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A ninja or shinobi was a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing
in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage,
sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain
situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the
samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image. |
